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Mar 3, 2004 1:51:30 GMT -5
Post by Arago on Mar 3, 2004 1:51:30 GMT -5
well, post quotes here that you remember from movies, no cheating by looking at em online, sure check it to see if you got sayings completely right, but you know, take me from the head, im guessing this post ain't gonna live long....
I'll be back there is no try, only do or do not do may the force be with you whoa one ring to rule them all fly you fools how i give you the finger and you give me my phone call there is no spoon thats heavy doc flux capacitator, fluxing
done for now, just did htose for start..
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Mar 3, 2004 1:56:41 GMT -5
Post by SPN on Mar 3, 2004 1:56:41 GMT -5
Adrien! (haha rocky) What does mine say?... Dude! What does mine say?... Sweet! Were gonna need more guns... (something like that) Shit faced Cock master (hehe good old south park)
thats all for now!
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Mar 3, 2004 2:27:32 GMT -5
Post by MrMeowMeow on Mar 3, 2004 2:27:32 GMT -5
these are not copied from some internet page with hillarious quotes. i collected a bunch of these within the span of a year or so. some are from people i know, movies, games, tv, etc etc.
"If TV has taught me anything it's that if I go on a date with a girl and give her a bottle of Herbal Essences and I spray on some Axe deodorant, she's going to have sex with me with a guarenteed orgasm!"
"Flaccid or Beast mode?"
"Yo, mic check, testing 1, 2 um, 12"
"They say the mind bends and twists to deal with the horrors of life... sometimes it bends too far and breaks in two."
"The Mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open."
"The hand can't hit what the eye can't see Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee Rumble, young man, rumble."
"Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?"
"Beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder "
"CHINA-5 Million People, 13 last names"
" Don't Drink and Drive-you might hit a bump and spill your beer"
"The day I can't do my job drunk is the day I hand in my gun and my badge."
"I am A puppet of my own strings."
"Chimps are good. Chimps are damn good."
"They weren't the best cashews that I've ever had, but they accomplished their task."
"I was Captain Kirk sitting at the helm of the Starship Enterprise."
"I'm always gonna survive. Only reason I can't survive is if I'm dead or something."
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
"At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens."
"The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em."
"My favorite poem is the one that starts "Thirty days have September" because it actually tells you something."
"Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day."
"Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!"
" Do not believe in miracles, rely on them."
"We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
"I don't have a solution but I admire the problem."
"My ambition is to live forever - so far, so good!"
" Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls."
"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."
" Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave."
"If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie."
"This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it."
"If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us."
"Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?"
"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
"Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!""
"This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way."
"My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance."
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."
"Ms.Hoover called me a PC thug! I've Been called a greasy thug too!"
"I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them."
"Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall."
Monday "This game is SO my bizatch!" Tuesday "I love this movie! It's the shcizitch." Wednesday "Now for a nice piping hot bowl of Ozzoatmeal" "Okay, THAT is where I draw the line."
"IT'S JESUS!" "'sup?"
" Did I ever tell you about the time I found a Woolly Mammoth?"
"Broken, lost, crushed, all the above"
"The strong seek dreams. We wounded follow the light."
"The word is legs. Let's go to my place and spread the word."
"I hate rocks. Bloody rocks."
"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific."
"You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is."
"Ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?"
"Luke I am your father....take out the garbage."
"Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?"
"There are lots of things worth fighting for..like process chicken!"
" Don't make me get the shoe of sarcasm!"
"Ouchy-wow-wow!!
"The heart that beats, bleeds."
"Some people dont see with their eyes, but perceive with their minds"
"Walk the walk even if you can't talk the talk"
"You decide whether things please or pain you"
"Hans, look alive! were gonna show that giant fishbowl how real men of the sea retreat!"
"You cant destroy the world thats where I keep all my stuff!"
"Kids, in life you have work for the things you want, now shut up the lottery is about to start"
"I'm not opionated, I'm just always right"
"A robber in this day and age? A man with attitude...I like it!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion."
and finaly a quote from my brother's friend
"Some people had parents... I had nintendo."
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Mar 3, 2004 2:29:27 GMT -5
Post by SPN on Mar 3, 2004 2:29:27 GMT -5
wow... thats a hella lot of quotes, but the first one is good advice as well
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Mar 5, 2004 19:09:12 GMT -5
Post by Lblitzer on Mar 5, 2004 19:09:12 GMT -5
"Guns don't kill people.... I do!" -UHF
"You can't stamp a double stamp!" -Dumb and Dumber
"The good Lord helped your wife conceive a baby all night long.... hey hey hey!" -Little Nicky
I can't think of any more.
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Mar 5, 2004 19:56:45 GMT -5
Post by SPN on Mar 5, 2004 19:56:45 GMT -5
" I comand you in the name of Lucifer to spread the blood of the inocent" Little nicky, that part always makes me laugh..
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Mar 6, 2004 3:50:00 GMT -5
Post by Arago on Mar 6, 2004 3:50:00 GMT -5
all good quotes, i still brain farting, can't think of more for time being...
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Mar 6, 2004 4:14:26 GMT -5
Post by SPN on Mar 6, 2004 4:14:26 GMT -5
"ever had your ass licked by a fat man in an overcoat?" Jay and Silent bob
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Mar 12, 2004 22:30:12 GMT -5
Post by MrMeowMeow on Mar 12, 2004 22:30:12 GMT -5
"chicks are like voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets" "the president has been kidnapped by ninjas are you a bad enough dude to resuce the president?" the second one is from the video game Bad Dudes. greatest motivational speech ever
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Mar 13, 2004 0:03:58 GMT -5
Post by MrMeowMeow on Mar 13, 2004 0:03:58 GMT -5
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
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Mar 16, 2004 2:48:15 GMT -5
Post by MrMeowMeow on Mar 16, 2004 2:48:15 GMT -5
some good stuff from the brilliant movie, Fight Club "The people you're after are everyone you depend on. We do your laundry, cook your food and serve you dinner. We guard you while you sleep. We drive your ambulances. Do not fuck with us." "I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I felt like destroying something beautiful." "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap." This does not belong to us. We are not the leaders. We are not special. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. We are all part of the same compost heap." "With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy." "When deep space exploration ramps up, it will be corporations that name everything. The IBM Stellar Sphere. The Philip Morris Galaxy. Planet Starbucks." "In the world I see -- you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You will wear leather clothes that last you the rest of your life. You will climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. You will see tiny figures pounding corn and laying-strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of the ruins of a superhighway. Feel better, champ." "Welcome to fight club. The first rule of fight club is -- you don't talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club is -- you don't talk about fight club. The third rule of fight club is -- when someone says "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over. Fourth rule is -- only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule -- one fight at a time. Sixth rule -- no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule -- fights go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule -- fights go on as long as they rule -- if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight." "Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. A Space Monkey, ready to sacrifice himself for Project Mayhem." "I'm sorry... you met me at a very strange time in my life." tons of good stuff
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Mar 22, 2004 13:27:59 GMT -5
Post by Lblitzer on Mar 22, 2004 13:27:59 GMT -5
"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
"Where are my fucking golf shoes!?"
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Mar 22, 2004 20:21:31 GMT -5
Post by SPN on Mar 22, 2004 20:21:31 GMT -5
"The price is wrong bob!" Happy gilmore
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Mar 22, 2004 23:09:26 GMT -5
Post by pynkslip on Mar 22, 2004 23:09:26 GMT -5
" Is that it dad..did the penguin make you do it?"...billy madison
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Mar 27, 2004 19:36:18 GMT -5
Post by SPN on Mar 27, 2004 19:36:18 GMT -5
"he puts it top shelf where dad hides the hustlers" "He puts it up stairs where zoltar keeps his death ray" "He puts it top shelf where mom keeps the cookies, sorry kids.." "hes shoots and duaduadad-s-s-scores!" "he gets his right bulin on it" "he gets his left khabi on it"
all from Don Taylor
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