Post by SPN on May 28, 2007 18:02:03 GMT -5
Anyone else remember that one movie where Steven Segal actually died... well that is this movie, only with Tony Jaa.
Ok, so I got ripped off again by a foreign movie, what else is new right? Well not only was this movie a rip off, but it was by far THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME EVER MADE! That's right, it even beats out Glitter and Gigli.
Ok first of all I will get the plot out of the way, then it's movie bashing time.
Basic Plot:
I won't lie, the dubbing in this movie is so poor I have NO FUCKING CLUE. Something about a preist who goes around killing people, and some dude who can't die going around killing people. Sounds simple, but they look exactally the same so I had no clue who was who until they ran into eachother... then what happens... well waste your money like I did and find out.
BACK TO MOVIE BASHING!
Ok first of all the dubbing in this movie is so poor you are better off watching it with the mute on.
Second it looks like they shot it with a digital camera... a crappy one. Every 5 minutes the colour changes from red, to blue, back to normal, and so on.
Third, the box of the movie pimps Tony Jaa, which leaves you to believe he has some sort of memorable character in the movie, or at least does something cool........... WRONG. He is in the movie no longer than 10-15 minutes, and that whole time he is getting his ass handed to him before the big bad dude crushes him in the WORST KUNG FU DEATH EVER. It was actually frozen in disbelief, I was actually like " that's it? that's how he dies? that's gay, worst death ever" anyways you get the idea.
Fouth, you would think they would have major fighting skills with weapons... WRONG. They use the dreaded windmill attack... yeah you know that one where you spin your arms around.
Fifth and final, the movie just plain sucks... it's one of those it's so bad it's good movies... only unlike Snakes on a Plane it doesn't have Samuel L Mother Fucking Jackson it's not good.
Rating: 1/10 Time to bomb Asia again...
Ok, so I got ripped off again by a foreign movie, what else is new right? Well not only was this movie a rip off, but it was by far THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME EVER MADE! That's right, it even beats out Glitter and Gigli.
Ok first of all I will get the plot out of the way, then it's movie bashing time.
Basic Plot:
I won't lie, the dubbing in this movie is so poor I have NO FUCKING CLUE. Something about a preist who goes around killing people, and some dude who can't die going around killing people. Sounds simple, but they look exactally the same so I had no clue who was who until they ran into eachother... then what happens... well waste your money like I did and find out.
BACK TO MOVIE BASHING!
Ok first of all the dubbing in this movie is so poor you are better off watching it with the mute on.
Second it looks like they shot it with a digital camera... a crappy one. Every 5 minutes the colour changes from red, to blue, back to normal, and so on.
Third, the box of the movie pimps Tony Jaa, which leaves you to believe he has some sort of memorable character in the movie, or at least does something cool........... WRONG. He is in the movie no longer than 10-15 minutes, and that whole time he is getting his ass handed to him before the big bad dude crushes him in the WORST KUNG FU DEATH EVER. It was actually frozen in disbelief, I was actually like " that's it? that's how he dies? that's gay, worst death ever" anyways you get the idea.
Fouth, you would think they would have major fighting skills with weapons... WRONG. They use the dreaded windmill attack... yeah you know that one where you spin your arms around.
Fifth and final, the movie just plain sucks... it's one of those it's so bad it's good movies... only unlike Snakes on a Plane it doesn't have Samuel L Mother Fucking Jackson it's not good.
Rating: 1/10 Time to bomb Asia again...