Post by SPN on Feb 11, 2008 2:44:49 GMT -5
Holy crap where do I start on a movie that sucked so hard?
This movie is basically a documentary on some made up "famous kung-fu" star... or rather not so famous, which happens to be the problem they are trying to solve... It parodies a lot of famous action stars such as Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Steven Segal... very poorly mind you.
This movie was like a mix between Cloverfield and Kung Pow Enter the Fist. The reason for this is the acting is crappy, camera work is less than stellar (yes I used the word stellar, sue me) due to the style the picked, and the jokes were so corny it was hard to fake a laugh. I only recall laughing at one point in the whole movie, but that's only because I find farting to be comic gold if used right, and when it was surrounded by so much crap it could do no wrong. Within moments it became painfully obvious that they were trying to pick up off the success of Rush Hour's formula of annoying black guy and quiet Asian guy... and failed like a kid with ADD taking a midterm. To top it off this movie followed a formula of another successful movie, Superbad, in the sense that the ending was complete and total bullshit, even for a movie that sucked the whole way though the ending somehow found a way to actually make it worse!
Rating 1/10 I'm being very nice on this one because of the one little laugh I got out of it.
This movie is basically a documentary on some made up "famous kung-fu" star... or rather not so famous, which happens to be the problem they are trying to solve... It parodies a lot of famous action stars such as Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Steven Segal... very poorly mind you.
This movie was like a mix between Cloverfield and Kung Pow Enter the Fist. The reason for this is the acting is crappy, camera work is less than stellar (yes I used the word stellar, sue me) due to the style the picked, and the jokes were so corny it was hard to fake a laugh. I only recall laughing at one point in the whole movie, but that's only because I find farting to be comic gold if used right, and when it was surrounded by so much crap it could do no wrong. Within moments it became painfully obvious that they were trying to pick up off the success of Rush Hour's formula of annoying black guy and quiet Asian guy... and failed like a kid with ADD taking a midterm. To top it off this movie followed a formula of another successful movie, Superbad, in the sense that the ending was complete and total bullshit, even for a movie that sucked the whole way though the ending somehow found a way to actually make it worse!
Rating 1/10 I'm being very nice on this one because of the one little laugh I got out of it.
