Post by SPN on Aug 30, 2009 18:14:11 GMT -5
As you recall I like Japanese cinema, and movies like this are the reason why.
As you may recall I reviewed a movie called "Yo-yo girl cop" a movie about a girl saving the day with a yo-yo... and short skirts. Well this movie is pretty much just that... only the yo-yo is a machine gun and the short skirts are... well they're still short skirts.
Now someone must be catching on to a formula here because both of these movies are the same in all but one way, they both star small asian women, both who play a "normal but tough teenage girl", both wear short skirts, both who get dragged into life threatining situations due to their families, both become a woman army, and both movies promise to be "non-stop acton packed thrill rides" however the difference between them is Machine Girl actually fucking delivers that promise... in short skirts.
The best way I can describe Machine Girl is Army of Darkness meets Kill Bill meets short skirts.
I don't want to spoil any the good bits.. So I really can't say anything about it... However, the basic story, girl's brother is killed by, who the fuck else, the son of a Yakuza. She vows revenge, and shit pretty much hits the fan from there on out. But all you really need to know is there are ninjas and a drill bra...
Rating: 10/10 There is nothing bad I can say about this movie, it was classic B movie gold. It also looked like it could have had promise to be an on going series.
As amazing as this film is I was further blown the fuck away when I found out it was not only directed but written by a guy who is most notable for his work in... you guessed it, writing and directing porn. That however, doesn't really seem to show up in the movie... thank god.
As you may recall I reviewed a movie called "Yo-yo girl cop" a movie about a girl saving the day with a yo-yo... and short skirts. Well this movie is pretty much just that... only the yo-yo is a machine gun and the short skirts are... well they're still short skirts.
Now someone must be catching on to a formula here because both of these movies are the same in all but one way, they both star small asian women, both who play a "normal but tough teenage girl", both wear short skirts, both who get dragged into life threatining situations due to their families, both become a woman army, and both movies promise to be "non-stop acton packed thrill rides" however the difference between them is Machine Girl actually fucking delivers that promise... in short skirts.
The best way I can describe Machine Girl is Army of Darkness meets Kill Bill meets short skirts.
I don't want to spoil any the good bits.. So I really can't say anything about it... However, the basic story, girl's brother is killed by, who the fuck else, the son of a Yakuza. She vows revenge, and shit pretty much hits the fan from there on out. But all you really need to know is there are ninjas and a drill bra...
Rating: 10/10 There is nothing bad I can say about this movie, it was classic B movie gold. It also looked like it could have had promise to be an on going series.
As amazing as this film is I was further blown the fuck away when I found out it was not only directed but written by a guy who is most notable for his work in... you guessed it, writing and directing porn. That however, doesn't really seem to show up in the movie... thank god.