My God Damn Mac

[FullMetal]

I think that my Mac is one of the lowest pieces of trash to have ever even been called a computer.

I don't even know where to get started. Oh wait, the memory, I have 4 GB of memory. Wait a second? What did I say? YES!! 4 FREAKING GB!!
My MSN, everytime I use it, thinks I am installing it again. Thing is about two years ago it was installed and then one day... I dunno it just lost hope.
About 50% of websites work for me. Most of them are all messed up and things are scattered in odd places. Furthermore, Flash sites don't work anymore.
Every god damn bit of software I try to download for this pile is not compatible, and downloading episodes of Naruto. HA! Out of the picture, the sounds travels about 10X faster than the video.
I can't read a freaking disc I put in the disc drive, and MP3 players or iPods just get erased if I try and put music on them.
A speaker jack broke off in the headphone outlet and now the computer speakers don't work unless I get a new pair or headphones.
And lets not forget the time I spilled cola on the keyboard and had to use the mouse to copy and paste on MSN and the internet.

*Phew* I think I got everything there. Anyways I just needed to let off a little steam. God I hate this thing.

[DOOM Anomaly]

JUST ANOTHER VICTIM.

What you are using is the classic school Imac. Ten years outdated. Some things are so different on a Macintosh that I have no clue how the thing stands. It's like Venus and the Earth, they look relatively the same but we can't operate on one as we would easily on the other.

Years ago when I was first trying to catch up on the Naruto episodes to you and Jeremy the only computer that could play the episodes was Jordan's computer. Mine kept dying, and all the others were so old that the video couldn't catch up to the sound.

Never liked the whole CD-ROM idea of the Imac because I didn't trust it to give me the CD back. In my PC there is the force open button, there is none on the Imacs I've encountered. You have to kick open the entire computer to get the CD out. Which at that point, your level of stress isn't too far from that. :D

I think we all remember when your keyboard went away. It was when Le Stace went away and we waited for him to come back.

I think we need to find you a better piece of hardware.

[SPN]

Well if I could afford a new computer I would sell you mine real cheap, but money just does not come as easy as I'd like it to.

[FullMetal]

One day, I will get a new computer. Hopefully something sexy, and sleak. And when that day comes we will film me beating the hell out of my computer... We should do it in like slow motion and put some gangster beats in the background, make it look hardcore. Just like in Office Space.

[SPN]

Haha, I love that scene and I can't wait for that day.